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The Blumpkins / Press

"I Wanna Dip my balls in The Blumpkins"

Louie - The State Paper

"The Blumpkins Made Me Want to Put My Cat in the Blender!" "I Fuckin' LOVE IT!"

Andrea Hall - One hot Nurse

"It made me want to eat mouse poop"

Leland Trebies - Cybertron Productions

"How can you not like them. The Blumpkins are musical and they are Fun!"

The Biggest Metal critic EVER - -

“They are one group of hott Metal lords.”

A very hot chick - -

“One of todays Premier Metal Bands.”

Conner McManus - -

“I just want to party! They Make me Want to rock out!”

Max Grindberg - -

“The Blumpkins Make me want to Knee Dance self all over my self!”

Toothy Fatneck - -

“Why aren't these guys on a label, seriously! They freakin make me wanna shoot my crossbow straight up in a crowded field.”

Dino Baby Jesus - -

“Quote: "We are the next best thing to Icees"”

Leland Trebies - Manstein Publications

“I cried the first time I listened to Kill Her Quickly”

Dino Baby Jesus - Galactic Press NJ

“Poop=Fun is why I love Grindcore and Powdered Toast!”

Ted gantic - Cybertron Press

“We just want to rock! Anywhere any time! With the Metal Gods!”

Leland Trebies - Cybertron Press