"I Wanna Dip my balls in The Blumpkins"
"The Blumpkins Made Me Want to Put My Cat in the Blender!" "I Fuckin' LOVE IT!"
"It made me want to eat mouse poop"
"How can you not like them. The Blumpkins are musical and they are Fun!"
“They are one group of hott Metal lords.”
“One of todays Premier Metal Bands.”
“I just want to party! They Make me Want to rock out!”
“The Blumpkins Make me want to Knee Dance self all over my self!”
“Why aren't these guys on a label, seriously! They freakin make me wanna shoot my crossbow straight up in a crowded field.”
“Quote: "We are the next best thing to Icees"”
“I cried the first time I listened to Kill Her Quickly”
“Poop=Fun is why I love Grindcore and Powdered Toast!”
“We just want to rock! Anywhere any time! With the Metal Gods!”