I have to blog here too? That sucks, because I have to blog at work, it's part of my job (I don't pick corn in Iowa). But here I don't have an intern to send out for Chai. I have to type this quickly and go get my own Chai. I could send my roomate, but I'll just have to explain to the poor dear what Chai is, and then I'd have to write it down, and by the time she is ready for her adventure to Starbucks, I could have already gone there and back again. She is just not too bright, bless her soul. And she's sitting out here in boxer's and a tank top, no bra. If you're a guy you'd probably think that's hot, but guys are into TMSB (Too Much Side Boob). I wish she'd cover those things up better. But then again, if I sent her to Starbuck's in the top she has on now, she may not be charged. I don't think any hetero male would charge her for any beverage in that top. It would work too, because in Beverly Hills and Santa Monica a lot of women think it's okay to wear very revealing outfits. I'm talking about see through tops, no bra, broad daylight. I am not sure how much self-esteem has to be missing before a woman walks out in daytime practically topless. And sometimes they have their children with them. What a great way to screw up your kid's head. "Mommy? why are all those men pointing, laughing, and taking pictures?" "Because Daddy likes 'em slutty, junior, Daddy likes 'em slutty!" Usually though, it's the pseudo-rich. People who think they are rich, and more importantly, want YOU to think they're rich! But alas, I live in LA, and I know that a Chrysler 300 is NOT a rich man's car. Neither is the Magnum (but it's a good car to drive if you're 5'2" or shorter...) Let's face it, if you have to TRY to look rich, you are not rich. You want to hear RICH? I saw a man drive up to a 7-11 in Glendale at 3am in a Lamborghini, hop out IN HIS ROBE AND FLIP FLOPS, LEAVING THE CAR RUNNING - buy a can of Reddi-Whip and take off like a bat outta hell. THAT'S RICH.
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I have to blog here too? That sucks, because I have to blog at work, it's part of my job (I don't pick corn in Iowa). But here I don't have an intern to send out for Chai. I have to type this quickly and go get my own Chai. I could send my roomate, but I'll just have to explain to the poor dear what Chai is, and then I'd have to write it down, and by the time she is ready for her adventure to Starbucks, I could have already gone there and back again. She is just not too bright, bless her soul. And she's sitting out here in boxer's and a tank top, no bra. If you're a guy you'd probably think that's hot, but guys are into TMSB (Too Much Side Boob). I wish she'd cover those things up better. But then again, if I sent her to Starbuck's in the top she has on now, she may not be charged. I don't think any hetero male would charge her for any beverage in that top. It would work too, because in Beverly Hills and Santa Monica a lot of women think it's okay to wear very revealing outfits. I'm talking about see through tops, no bra, broad daylight. I am not sure how much self-esteem has to be missing before a woman walks out in daytime practically topless. And sometimes they have their children with them. What a great way to screw up your kid's head. "Mommy? why are all those men pointing, laughing, and taking pictures?" "Because Daddy likes 'em slutty, junior, Daddy likes 'em slutty!" Usually though, it's the pseudo-rich. People who think they are rich, and more importantly, want YOU to think they're rich! But alas, I live in LA, and I know that a Chrysler 300 is NOT a rich man's car. Neither is the Magnum (but it's a good car to drive if you're 5'2" or shorter...) Let's face it, if you have to TRY to look rich, you are not rich. You want to hear RICH? I saw a man drive up to a 7-11 in Glendale at 3am in a Lamborghini, hop out IN HIS ROBE AND FLIP FLOPS, LEAVING THE CAR RUNNING - buy a can of Reddi-Whip and take off like a bat outta hell. THAT'S RICH.
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Your blog sucks. And you forgot to mention that the guy in the Lamborghini was listening to Tone Loc. Crazy.