Question : What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women?
Answer : AGE
Question : Why are fish so easy to weigh?
Answer : Because they have their own scales
Question: How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline?
Answer: You need to have the correct change to board the plane.
Question: Why do "no frills" airlines never show movies on their flights?
Answer: They don’t need to. You keep seeing your life flashing before your very eyes.
Question: On a turkey, which side would you find most feathers?
Answer: The outside
Question: Why is that all cats dislike flying saucers?
Answer: Because it is impossible for them to reach the milk.
Question: If a cat has nine lives, what has more?
Answer: A frog – it croaks every day.
Question: Which ballet do pigs like best?
Answer: Swine Lake.
Question: What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?
Answer : Everybody can chop pork but everyone can't pea soup.
Question: Why is it that we don't eat clowns?
Answer: They taste funny
Question: If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one?
Answer : The one stood by the range.
Question: Where would you find a dog with one leg?
Answer: Exactly where you had left it.
Question: Why did the room packed with married people seem empty?
Answer: Because there wasn't a single person there.
Question: What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet?
Answer: A magnet has a positive side.
Question : What is the longest sentence that a man knows?
Answer: I do.
Question: What do you call a chicken that is crossing the road?
Answer: Poultry in motion
Question: What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking?
Answer: Marriage.
Funny Question and Answer Jokes
Question: Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him?
Answer : The local bookshop in the section marked "fiction".
Question: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older?
Answer: Because they will remember where the car was parked.
Question : If it takes six men eight hours for a wall to be built, how long would three men take to build it?
Answer : It wouldn't take any time - it has already been built.
Question : What would you have if you had four peaches and three pears in one hand with four pears and three peaches in the other?
Answer: Incredibly large hands.
Question: How would you lift a giraffe with one hand?
Answer: Doesn't matter as you won't find any one handed giraffe?
Question: If a green stone was thrown into the sea what does it become?"
Answer: Wet
Question : What falls regularly although never gets hurt?
Answer : Rain
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`FRIENDSHIP`
A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.
When we first talked to each other I knew we would always be friends. Our friendship has kept on growing And I'll be here for you to the end.
You listen when I have a problem And help dry the tears from my face. You take away my sorrow And put happiness in its place.
We can't forget the fun we've had Laughing 'til our faces turn blue. Talking of things only we find funny People think we're insane-If they only knew!
I guess this is my way of saying thanks For catching me when I fall. Thanks once again for being such a good friend And being here with me through it all.
There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.
A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.
"If you're alone, I'll be your shadow. If you want to cry, I'll be your shoulder. If you want a hug, I'll be your pillow. If you need to be happy, I'll be your smile... But anytime you need a friend, I'll just be me."
It's the times we're so crazy, that people think we're high. It's the times we laugh so hard, we can't help but cry. It's all the inside jokes and "remember whens". those are all the reasons that we're best friends!
It's the times we're so crazy, that people think we're high. It's the times we laugh so hard, we can't help but cry. It's all the inside jokes and "remember whens". those are all the reasons that we're best friends!
Never explain yourself. Your friends don’t need it and your enemies won’t believe it.
A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Friendship isn't about whom you have known the longest... It's about who came, and never left your side...
The words that escape a friend's mouth are "I'll be there when you say you need me" but the words that are unheard from a true friend's heart are "I'll be there... whether you say you need me or not."
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WISDOM(INSPIRATIONS)
A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool.
A good head and a good heart are always a formidable combination. Nelson Mandela
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew.
A mistake is simply another way of doing things.
A poem begins in delight and ends in wisdom.
A prudent question is one-half of wisdom.
A wise man is superior to any insults which can be put upon him, and the best reply to unseemly behavior is patience and moderation.
Adopt the pace of nature: her secret is patience.
All this worldly wisdom was once the unamiable heresy of some wise man.
Almost every wise saying has an opposite one, no less wise, to balance it.
Always keep an open mind and a compassionate heart.
As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round.
Be happy. It's one way of being wise.
Better mad with the rest of the world than wise alone.
By three methods we may learn wisdom: First, by reflection, which is noblest; Second, by imitation, which is easiest; and third by experience, which is the bitterest.
Cleverness is not wisdom.
Climb the mountains and get their good tidings.
Common sense in an uncommon degree is what the world calls wisdom.
Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishment.
Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
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QUESTION & ANSWER `JOKES`
Question : What three letters alter boys into men and girls into women? Answer : AGE
Question : Why are fish so easy to weigh? Answer : Because they have their own scales
Question: How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? Answer: You need to have the correct change to board the plane.
Question: Why do "no frills" airlines never show movies on their flights? Answer: They don’t need to. You keep seeing your life flashing before your very eyes.
Question: On a turkey, which side would you find most feathers? Answer: The outside
Question: Why is that all cats dislike flying saucers? Answer: Because it is impossible for them to reach the milk.
Question: If a cat has nine lives, what has more? Answer: A frog – it croaks every day.
Question: Which ballet do pigs like best? Answer: Swine Lake.
Question: What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup? Answer : Everybody can chop pork but everyone can't pea soup.
Question: Why is it that we don't eat clowns? Answer: They taste funny
Question: If you saw two cowboys in a kitchen, which would be the real one? Answer : The one stood by the range.
Question: Where would you find a dog with one leg? Answer: Exactly where you had left it.
Question: Why did the room packed with married people seem empty? Answer: Because there wasn't a single person there.
Question: What's the difference between a pessimist and a magnet? Answer: A magnet has a positive side.
Question : What is the longest sentence that a man knows? Answer: I do.
Question: What do you call a chicken that is crossing the road? Answer: Poultry in motion
Question: What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Answer: Marriage.
Funny Question and Answer Jokes Question: Where would a 65 year old man find a young, attractive woman who would take any interest in him? Answer : The local bookshop in the section marked "fiction".
Question: Why is it a good to use valet parking as you get older? Answer: Because they will remember where the car was parked.
Question : If it takes six men eight hours for a wall to be built, how long would three men take to build it? Answer : It wouldn't take any time - it has already been built.
Question : What would you have if you had four peaches and three pears in one hand with four pears and three peaches in the other? Answer: Incredibly large hands.
Question: How would you lift a giraffe with one hand? Answer: Doesn't matter as you won't find any one handed giraffe?
Question: If a green stone was thrown into the sea what does it become?" Answer: Wet
Question : What falls regularly although never gets hurt? Answer : Rain
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